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I cry during sports movies.

"As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings happy death."

"Exit, pursued by a bear."

"No witch has ever claimed to own the Elder Wand. Make of that what you will."

"You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life. "

"Only a handful of people know what happened and it's too soon to make fun of you for it."

"The wittier the exchange, the hotter the passion."

"Impressive...but no one's watching."
"It's hard not to feel deflated when even your best isn't good enough."

"Flippin' stretchmarks."
"But they're a mark of pride, aren't they?"
"Uhhh..."
"And aren't there ways to remove them?"
"They don't really work. So I'll just keep doing it in the dark til someone asks."